if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
"I hated high school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14 to 18 with any enjoyment. If you liked being a teenager, there’s something wrong with you."
- Stephen King (via allegorys)
(Source : peterpanstatus, via cinemastatic)
pickup line: i told my therapist about you