If you’re ever feeling sad just put on your favourite Beatles record and you’ll have four friends standing by your side.
“mommy, can I-“
“not unless u get 100000 notes on a post, honey”
(Source : germball, via samanther)
|me:||i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
|me:||watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
oh my fucking god
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
"To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow."